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22 years old in Sydney, AUS

i love my kitten Bee, i taught her to play fetch and peekaboo

i love beer, i’m a dork
awkwardly single and my favourite colour is red

i’m trying to mind my manners, but if i’m angry, i’ll swear like a sailor with tourettesLEAVE ME AN ANONYMOUS NOTE, IT MAKES ME SMILE</description><title>chardonnay &amp; a cheese sandwich</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @jmuffin)</generator><link>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>heehee</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kttigflCPm1qzzfyho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;heehee&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/260664397</link><guid>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/260664397</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 22:55:27 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title> </title><description>Wants to go do something but the Bacons’ phone is not on, it seems.
Turn your phone on, woman!</description><link>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/251568241</link><guid>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/251568241</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:16:31 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>"With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a..."</title><description>“With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers, the Church of the FSM is widely...</description><link>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/250595806</link><guid>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/250595806</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:50:00 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Reblog if roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so r u.</title><description>(via jesuschrist-)
roses are #ff0000

violets are #0000ff

all my base

are belong to you</description><link>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/250347690</link><guid>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/250347690</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:05:00 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>less qq more pew pew</title><link>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/249490219</link><guid>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/249490219</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:42:20 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>soulesskid:

jmuffin:

this shit is awesome

What is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt95ayQFG41qzzfyho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://soulesskid.tumblr.com/post/247166973/jmuffin-this-shit-is-awesome-what-is-this" target="_blank"&gt;soulesskid&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/247165024/this-shit-is-awesome" target="_blank"&gt;jmuffin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;this shit is awesome&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;What is this ?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Rosario + Vampire&lt;br/&gt;also: hilarious.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/247169063</link><guid>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/247169063</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:05:41 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>this shit is awesome</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt95ayQFG41qzzfyho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;this shit is awesome&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/247165024</link><guid>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/247165024</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:59:22 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>I’M A BAT</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt94nfFlkD1qzzfyho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’M A BAT&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/247156672</link><guid>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/247156672</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:45:15 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>I am the definition of happiness right now</title><description>phantombacons:

Why You ask?

Listening to “The Ballad of the skeletons” by Allen...</description><link>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/247152835</link><guid>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/247152835</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:38:54 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>seriously, weird random people</title><description>stop trying to add me on facebook</description><link>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/245950379</link><guid>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/245950379</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:26:18 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Maybe because you're a fucking weirdo</title><link>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/245776582</link><guid>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/245776582</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:31:50 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>peaches come from a can</title><description>they were put there by a man</description><link>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/245749431</link><guid>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/245749431</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:56:15 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>I'm so glad</title><description>that I have my backup nerd guy in the US to marry if I end up sad and alone</description><link>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/245729208</link><guid>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/245729208</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:30:38 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Ughhh interviews are nerve wracking</title><description>Pretty proud that there were only 3 people being interviewed though, go me!</description><link>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/245569805</link><guid>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/245569805</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:52:40 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Yay, museum! :D</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt2yzuYxz51qzzfyho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yay, museum! :D&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/243241030</link><guid>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/243241030</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:57:22 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>he resembled an infuriated fetus dressed in a banana-skin suit</title><link>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/238568536</link><guid>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/238568536</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:42:05 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>phantombacons:


saethis:

I have a terrible habit of insulting people about smoking cigarettes.
If...</title><description>phantombacons:


saethis:

I have a terrible habit of insulting people about smoking cigarettes.
If...</description><link>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/238422275</link><guid>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/238422275</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:54:15 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>So I feel kind of silly walking around as Link</title><link>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/228746801</link><guid>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/228746801</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:40:38 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Crossing my fingers that I fit into the Link costume</title><description>There’s even a foam sword and shield! And I’ll make Navi and then get drunk with my...</description><link>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/227986847</link><guid>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/227986847</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:11:00 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Hates everything right now</title><link>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/227901346</link><guid>http://jmuffin.tumblr.com/post/227901346</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:04:16 +1100</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
