chardonnay & a cheese sandwich

heehee

Wants to go do something but the Bacons’ phone is not on, it seems. Turn your phone on, woman!

“

With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents – mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.

— Bobby Henderson

Reblog if roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so r u.

(via jesuschrist-)

roses are #ff0000 violets are #0000ff all my base are belong to you

Reblogged from Organized Chaos

less qq more pew pew

soulesskid:

jmuffin:

this shit is awesome

What is this ?

Rosario + Vampire
also: hilarious.

Reblogged from ride on the peace train

this shit is awesome

I’M A BAT

I am the definition of happiness right now

phantombacons:

Why You ask?

Listening to “The Ballad of the skeletons” by Allen Ginsberg

Reminising about the cum worthy Apple and Hazlenut Crumble with Rhubard Ice Cream

My ever so romantic husband having a cold pint of Killkenny sent to the table just for me

Moving to the city on Friday - I’ll get to see more of Jim Jams and Major….drinkies anyone?

Having money again because of said move

Raping Shanes Passport drive for movies to watch tonight

Dinner with Jess and Joel last night

Trying to create the perfect bubble solution with Jakes Mum and covering the balcony in detergent.

Rosario + Vampire

Gun Buster

Watching Zombieland and Moon in bed

Christmas shopping for kids

Getting my wisdom tree up to 200ft (Plants vs Zombies)

Donna giving me a book of photos of Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds live

Diebuster/Gunbuster 2/whatever the fuck it was called was rad, I don’t understand what happened at the end though, let me know if it makes any sense to you :/
Have to find more Rosario+Vampire. KAPPUCHUUUUUU~! ahahaha

Excited for you to be not living in the middle of nowhere!

Reblogged from Tearoom Masochism